Not gonna lie, this is a purely self indulgent sketch, but…
HOW DARE YOU, STEVEN UNIVERSE
HOW DARE YOU CREATE MY PERFECT, UNATTAINABLE WIFE
MY PERFECT, STRONG, MULTI-ARMED, HUGE-HAIRED, BIG-NOSED, BIG LIPPED, STRONG LEGG’ED, and most importantly, GIANT WIFE
how could you do this to me
I begin to raise a finger menacingly and then proceed to do nothing about it.